InnerTeub

I came across this headline while browsing through the online version of the New York Times, and I thought to myself “Oh LORD I do not know.” New Jersey and I have quite the love/hate relationship. On the one hand, I love love love my stepdaughter, tomatoes, and not having to pump my own gas, [...]

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In second grade, I got busted for skipping class. Now, I agree, any seven year old skipping out on classes (my preferred method of truancy: ask to go to the bathroom, and then never return) is cause for alarm – that behavior is clearly not going anywhere good. What makes me laugh, however, is that [...]

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So, remember how I’m deathly afraid of ants? Yeah, you can imagine how excited I was to learn of the Ant Mega Colony Taking Over The World

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